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The 12 Days of Zim-Mas

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(Zim)
On the first day of X-Mas
Jhonen gave to me,
A Bad Bad Rubber Piggy = Zim

(GIR)
On the second day of X-Mas
Jhonen gave to me,
Two Balls of Glue...(to be my friends) = GIR
And a Bad Bad Rubber Piggy = Zim

(Miss Bitters)
On the third day of X-Mas
Jhonen gave to me,
Three Krazy Cards = Miss Bitters
Two Balls of Glue...(to be my friends) = GIR
And a Bad Bad Rubber Piggy = Zim

(Robo Parents)
On the fourth day of X-Mas
Jhonen gave to us,
Four Lawn Gnomes = Robo Parents
Three Krazy Cards = Miss Bitters
Two Balls of Glue...(to be my friends) = GIR
And a Bad Bad Rubber Piggy = Zim

(Dib)
On the fifth day of X-Mas
Jhonen gave to me,
Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mystery = Dib
Four Lawn Gnomes = Robo Parents
Three Krazy Cards = Miss Bitters
Two Balls of Glue...(to be my friends) = GIR
And a Bad Bad Rubber Piggy = Zim

(Gaz)
On the sixth day of X-Mas
Jhonen gave to me,
Six Vampire Piggies = Gaz
Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mystery = Dib
Four Lawn Gnomes = Robo Parents
Three Krazy Cards = Miss Bitters
Two Balls of Glue...(to be my friends) = GIR
And a Bad Bad Rubber Piggy = Zim

(Dark Booty)
On the seventh day of X-Mas
Jhonen gave to us,
Seven Swollen Eyeballs = Dark Booty
Six Vampire Piggies = Gaz
Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mystery = Dib
Four Lawn Gnomes = Robo Parents
Three Krazy Cards = Miss Bitters
Two Balls of Glue...(to be my friends) = GIR
And a Bad Bad Rubber Piggy = Zim

(Deeelicious Weenie Guy)
On the eighth day of X-Mas
Jhonen gave to me,
Eight Deeelicious Weenies!!! = Deeelicious Weenie Guy
Seven Swollen Eyeballs = Dark Booty
Six Vampire Piggies = Gaz
Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mystery = Dib
Four Lawn Gnomes = Robo Parents
Three Krazy Cards = Miss Bitters
Two Balls of Glue...(to be my friends) = GIR
And a Bad Bad Rubber Piggy = Zim

(Almighty Tallest Red)
On the ninth day of X-Mas
Jhonen gave to me,
Nine Invader Invading = Tallest Red
Eight Deeelicious Weenies!!! = Deeelicious Weenie Guy
Seven Swollen Eyeballs = Dark Booty
Six Vampire Piggies = Gaz
Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mystery = Dib
Four Lawn Gnomes = Robo Parents
Three Krazy Cards = Miss Bitters
Two Balls of Glue...(to be my friends) = GIR
And a Bad Bad Rubber Piggy = Zim

(Almighty Tallest Purple)
On the tenth day of X-Mas
Jhonen gave to me,
Ten Sacks OF Taquitos = Tallest Purple
Nine Invaders Invading = Tallest Red
Eight Deeelicious Weenies!!! = Deeelicious Weenie Guy
Seven Swollen Eyeballs = Dark Booty
Six Vampire Piggies = Gaz
Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mystery = Dib
Four Lawn Gnomes = Robo Parents
Three Krazy Cards = Miss Bitters
Two Balls of Glue...(to be my friends) = GIR
And a Bad Bad Rubber Piggy = Zim

(Moofy)
On the eleventh day of X-Mas
Jhonen gave to me,
Eleven Ninja Star Cookies!!! = Moofy
Ten Sacks OF Taquitos = Tallest Purple
Nine Invaders Invading = Tallest Red
Eight Deeelicious Weenies!!! = Deeelicious Weenie Guy
Seven Swollen Eyeballs = Dark Booty
Six Vampire Piggies = Gaz
Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mystery = Dib
Four Lawn Gnomes = Robo Parents
Three Krazy Cards = Miss Bitters
Two Balls of Glue...(to be my friends) = GIR
And a Bad Bad Rubber Piggy = Zim

(Professor Membrane)
On the twelfth day of X-Mas
Jhonen gave to me,
Twelve cases of Uranium 238 = Professor Membrane
Eleven Ninja Star Cookies!!! = Moofy
Ten Sacks OF Taquitos = Tallest Purple
Nine Invaders Invading = Tallest Red
Eight Deeelicious Weenies!!! = Deeelicious Weenie Guy
Seven Swollen Eyeballs = Dark Booty
Six Vampire Piggies = Gaz
Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mystery = Dib
Four Lawn Gnomes = Robo Parents
Three Krazy Cards = Miss Bitters
Two Balls of Glue...(to be my friends) = GIR
And a Bad Bad Rubber Piggy = *Entire Chorus*


Merry Jingly and a Happy GIRanukkah
to Irkens and Smeet and the Invader Elite of the dA

~ Invader Eggplant ~ Ambassador MOZ ~ Ministry Of Zim
A most Horrible Holiday song of Cheer, for this time of the year.
The 12 Days of Christmas, but Invader Zim style.
(right now they just are lyrics. "BUT" IZ dA fans, 'IF YOU' can immitate
any of the voices of the characters from Invader Zim, who will be featured in this song,
I would very much like to eventually record it. So please contact me, and send in your
audio recordings, along with who you are, so credit it can be given, so that other might sing
your praises!)...and now without further Adieu, Maestro:
© 2004 - 2024 ministryofzim
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Nyanpony35687's avatar
I can do Gir, Miss Bitters, Gaz, and both tallest. :3